You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
Reblogging for that absolutely true commentary
if you dont reblog this every time its on your dash unfollow me
Reblog going for the second one
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself