thetomska:

"bae caught me sleepin"

(via that-funny-guy)

mannybarbosa:

what a baby”

(Source: , via that-funny-guy)

iguanamouth:

remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies

(via sorry)

Anonymous asked:
Post a pic of your cum in your hand

sangaofhaze:

Girls are magestic creatures.

(Source: beben-eleben, via theweirdestkid)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via thefuuuucomics)

trustworths:

cacti are my favorite

instagram: dinah.jpg

(via brow)

(Source: memewhore, via sexualbae)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via brow)